![]() Some say “Eat the Rich,” and that’s not a bad meal plan but we’d rather Fuck Da Rich (out of their money) than eat them (eHere’s another, slightly kinky metaphor: Like a good benevolent Mistress, We the People need to gently but firmly put those Rich Dicks on a short leash. The problem is these big billionaire babies can’t or won’t lose the pounds (dollars or euros) without our help. It would be good for their health, as well as the health of society, if they could shed some of the money-weight and surrender some of that filthy lucre. (Fuck Da Rich) radio, “ Da Rich.”Īfter all, don’t these space cadets all love being weightless? Really, we need a weight-loss program for the rich, or as we say on F.D.R. I guess that’s why they’re called “Fat Cats.” Yes, the rich are human beings like the rest of us-they’re just morbidly obese with money. Billionaires each have their own different fetishes, such as cars, cowboy hats, virgins… And that’s just their fellow humans billions of other species are rapidly going extinct thanks to the selfish actions of wealthy men (and a few wealthy women) very much like this flighty crew- albeit most are not quite so exhibitionistic. ![]() It sure won’t help folks on Earth who are suffering through climate catastrophes and the worst economic disparity ever. Though seriously folks, who wants a fast dick?Īnd who needs this Billionaire Dicks in Space Race?Īpparently, the sexually insecure yet utterly unbridled egos of Bezos, Branson and Musk need this space race very badly. #BlueOrigin must be very expensive if Bezos sells $1B Amazon Inc stock every year to fund this □.With huge portions of life on Earth being burned, flooded, starved, suffocated and fried alive, the world’s two richest dudes-Jeff “ The Pecker” Bezos and Musky Elon Musk-plus that other fly boy billionaire with less billions ( Sir Dick the Virgin)-are playing sperm wars in space to determine the answer to this apparently vital question: Whose dick, aka rocketship, is bigger, stronger and faster than the rest? T5C00Ncqra- PuntingThruLife July 20, 2021 #BlueOrigin- Jordy July 20, 2021īlue Origin looks like a penis shaped rocket. How you go to space and come back on the same day but can’t do say same say delivery. They cant even get blue origin out of orbit □- Gambit July 20, 2021 While there were many who continued to mock Bezos for various reasons including that it was a suborbital flight. Say what you want but that took balls to risk it all by Bezos #BlueOrigin- □□ July 20, 2021 thxs for helping opening space for civilians- Martin Capriles July 20, 2021Ĭongratulations #BlueOrigin on a safe and successful space flight □.- Pratheek Nayak July 20, 2021 People on Twitter chimed in, wishing Bezos on this incredible feat.Ĭongratulations to the Team □□□□- Malathi July 20, congrats to you all. The mission NS-16 marks Blue Origin’s presence as a company geared towards space tourism and bringing humanity one step closer towards space exploration. So all the passengers had to do was enjoy the view and experience weightlessness during their suborbital flight.Īlso Read: After 27 Years, Jeff Bezos Steps Down As Amazon CEO Only To Blast Into Space The whole journey was autonomous - there was no pilot present in the passenger area and it was all being observed by engineers at the ground. This trip also went down in history as the first flight that had the youngest and the oldest person to travel to space.īezos and fellow passengers were left to experience microgravity for a few minutes, and then safely made their way back to Earth, roughly a few miles ahead of the launch site. He was accompanied by his brother Mark Bezos, along with 82-year old aviation legend Wally Funk and an 18-year old high-school graduate Oliver Daemen. ![]() However, in this exhilarating journey, he wasn’t alone. The flight went on for around 11 minutes during which the booster first placed the passengers around 62 miles above sea level and detached and landed safely to the ground. ![]() The flight took off from Van Horn, a remote town in the western desert of Texas at around 6:45 PM IST (Indian Standard Time). Today, Jeff Bezos will go down in history as the second billionaire to travel to space as his space startup Blue Origin successfully conducted its first human test flight.Īlso Read: Elon Musk Laughs At A Meme Mocking Jeff Bezos’ Space Flight ![]()
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